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Batman

Issue #15


FDC presents "Explaining the Joke"

by Clay and Cliff Arceneaux



"The Scarecrow."

The name falls dispassionately from Batman's lips as he sits in front of a video monitor staring at the images of his two closest allies, the young teen called Robin and the beautiful computer genius known as Oracle. He and Robin had been conferring on they thought was the latest machinations of the Joker when the former Batgirl had called them with the idea that they faced not the Harlequin of Hate, but the self styled Master of Fear.

"That's what my father said." Oracle continues. "He said he found evidence that of some one polling the public reaction to the recent events, but that none of the usual media outlets were doing such a poll. The questions being asked led Dad to believe that this is one of Scarecrow's fear experiments instead of one of the Joker's schemes."

"Geez, nice catch Commish!" Robin shakes his head. "That angle certainly makes sense. When you look at it that way this does look like an experiment of sorts. First we had a gang fight, in which one group of punks were armed with the Joker's weapons."

"Then all this morning we had men dressed as the Joker committing ordinary crimes. And both these incidents were done at times that would maximize their media coverage so everybody knew about them." Oracle adds. "Plus Scarecrow is one of the few rouges with besides the Joker who could both duplicate Joker venom and modify it into the non lethal variant he's been using to hype his assailants into crazed killing machines."

There was an uncomfortable pause as the two crime fighters realize that Batman has been staring blankly in quite anger at the screen. Before either could say a word, Batman slams his fist against his desk. Then with a sigh, the anger seemed to drain from the Dark Knight, replaced with his usual professional demeanor.

"And he knew that with the Joker still at large, we would automatically assume that it was the Joker." Batman states. "He played into Jim and my own personal feelings about the Joker to keep us from seeing what he was really doing."


"So what do you think that nutty straw bag is up too, Commish?" The rotund police detective Harvey Bullock scratched his head in bewilderment as he stood in Police Commissioner Jim Gordon's office. Bullock had been in Gotham city for years now, but he still wasn't any better at figuring out these freak jobs. Give him the standard guns runners or drug dealers any day.

"Think about it, Harvey." Jim pointed his pen across his desk at the disheveled detective. "Crane likes to think he's the "Master of Fear". It's his whole shtick. Yet this town is more afraid of a guy who dresses like a clown and plays sick jokes on the city. So he's falling back on his background as a psychology professor and conducting a city wide experiment to find out why."

"I get it." Harvey frowns. "Okay, I'm lyin'. I still don't get this. Scarecrow wants to know why we're more afraid of the Joker, so he's getting people to dress like that clown and kill people."

"Look, Bullock," Renee Montoya sighs heavily in disgust at her former partner. "First Scarecrow had the punks using just the Joker's weapons, but not his appearance or his methods. Then Crane sends out guys dressed as the Joker, but using normal weapons and committing normal crimes. And he times each crime to get media coverage."

"Okay, I'm with you now." Bullock grins. "That's why he was doing the freaky fake news poll, like the weirdo who called me, to see which was more scary. Heh, reeeal cute. What's next?"


"Scarecrow, sir?"

Professor Jonathan Crane turns from the banks of callers to face the coverall-clad henchman. Crane had been monitoring his assistants' efforts to gather data on the first two phases of his plans. He stands with his skinny frame draped in his Scarecrow rag tag burlap costume, sans his burlap mask and hat. Not a sight that would inspire fear in anybody, unless you saw the madness that readily played in his spectacled eyes.

"Ah, Mr. Gegory." The Scarecrow eyes flash with excitement. "Tell me you finally finished our preparations for phase three."

"Yes sir, Mr. Scarecrow." Mr. Gegory shifts nervously. "I planted the last of those explosives like you wanted. All 12 are primed to explode sequentially in thirty minute intervals unless they get the cancel code broadcast from you. The first one is set for 5 PM like you wanted."

"Excellent. Excellent. Thank you Mr. Gegory." Scarecrow shakes Gegory's hand vigorously. "We'll transfer the agreed sum to your accounts this afternoon. I'd suggest you find some place quiet to weather out the evening."

"Heh, right. Uh, pleasure doing business with you, Mr. Scarecrow." Gregory turns nervously from the villain and quickly heads for the exit."

"Ms. Mount?" Scarecrow smiles slowly and turns to the nearest telephone operator. "Do you have the current time?"

"Um, it's 12:45 PM, Professor Crane." The young woman commented dryly. She had overheard what the Scarecrow and Gregory had been talking about, and she was trying not to cry. Jenny Mount was just a college student from Gotham University who answered an add for a telemarketing work. She all she had none before today was that it was a short term job that promised a whole lot of money to call people and ask questions. Imagine her shock when she discovered she was working for a costumed criminal. Now, threatened with certain death if she tried to escape or warn anyone, she tried her best to numb herself to the horrors she was helping to heap on the city.

Scarecrow was perfectly aware of Ms. Mount's inner turmoil. Even though he fully intended to let his "researchers" live, and to pay them as promised, if they finished their part in this experiment, most of them were horrified at what he was forcing them to help with. Getting to observe such a wide variety of fear and shame playing out across his hidden lair was putting him in a very good mood. It was going to be difficult to wait for 5 o'clock.


"This is going to be a long afternoon." Batman rubbed his eyes. "Robin, I want you to head down hear quick as you can. If this pattern holds, Scarecrow is going to have to try some large, ostentatious crime in the Joker's style, without using any of the Joker's standard weapons or his appearance. Fortunately, Crane is more predictable than the Joker. He'll probably try and expose people to this new chemical of his, large groups of people."

"Right, considering how he's playing to the media so much, maybe we need to change that estimate of yours from 6 o'clock to 5." Robin nods from the screen. "Rush hour traffic will give him plenty of tightly packed victims all over the city."

"Yes. That's exactly when Crane will strike." Batman smiles grimly at his quick thinking protégé. "You and the Redbird get down here, I'm going to need you in Gotham to assist me."

"I'll be there in 20 minutes tops, sir. Robin out"

"Barbara, I need you to use your network to try and find where the Scarecrow is hiding. He's probably right where ever his call center for this phone poll he's conducting is located. Try to identify those calls and track down where he's making them from." Batman orders the computer crime fighter.

"He won't have made that easy, but I'll get him." Oracle smiles. "Anything else?"

"You just find him." Batman smiles back. "I'm going to run a quick cross check of recent public works activity with a few sites I suspect Crane will use for this experiment of his and see if anything jumps out at me. While that's started running, I need to see if that Bat-Copter I store out here is ready to go. If we can't find him before 5, I will need to be able to get anywhere in this town as fast as possible."

"Don't use that midtown cave much anymore, huh?" Oracle asks, typing away at another computer.

"Not since the Outsiders moved out. I keep the equipment up for days like today." Batman begins entering the search parameters he wants into his main computer. Then he pauses, and looks through the screen at the young woman he has so come to respect. "Barbara, how much does your father know? Obviously he knows you know how to contact me. Did he say anything else?"

"He purposefully didn't say more than he had to." Barbara Gordon looks back at Batman, mixed emotions playing across her face. "I know he's heard of Oracle, I've heard him mention me before. But all he said was that he knew I had certain... connections... that would let me get a message to you." Emotion starts to choke her voice as a small tears form in the corner of her eyes. "And he told me he was very proud of me."

And in a rare moment of uncontrolled emotion, the Dark night Detective finds tears welling up in his own eyes. They are quickly blinked back as he reestablishes his normal costumed persona. But Barbara saw it slip, and in it's own way she found Bruce's momentary lapse as touching as her father's words. She allows only one tear to fall however and then she too is all business.

"Anyway, I guess we can assume this won't be the last time Commissioner Gordon calls on the mysterious Oracle for help." She smiles. "I guess I'll let him, his being my dad and all. I'll buzz you when I track down Crane."

Batman watches the screen grow dark with his same emotionless gaze. Then he lets out an audible groan as he leans back in his chair. This day has just been too much, he thinks to himself. It's got to be this emotional rollercoaster that's giving me this headache, or is it the other way around. A flash of fresh anger and frustration bubble up as Batman thinks about how the Scarecrow had fooled him. It doesn't happen often and he does not like it. I've developed a blind spot where the Joker is concerned. I don't know what angers me more, that it exists or that an enemy spotted it before I did. Blast it! This self recrimination is getting me nowhere. Back to work. With that he leaned forward and completed entering his search parameters into the computer and started the set the system to work. Batman makes his way down the corridors of his abandoned subway tunnel Bat-Cave to it's makeshift chopper hanger. He finds himself almost hoping to find a problem with the Bat-Copter, just so he can have something to work his frustrations out on.


True to his word, Robin did arrive at the down town Bat-Cave in just over twenty minutes. Unfortunately the hurried drive over on this cold winter's day was the height of his excitement so far. He'd spent the last 3 hours cross referencing work orders and locations and police records in a desperate attempt to try and find where the Scarecrow was going to strike. Ah the glories of crime fighting, he sighs to himself. Batman has spent the afternoon making "preparations". Robin had watched him moving about the cave, from the workbench, to the makeshift chem. lab, to the vehicle bays, getting together the equipment they would need when they found the Scarecrow. Robin had offered three times to trade places, but Bruce repeatedly turned him down, saying he trusted Tim's ability to find those bombs. While Tim appreciated the vote of confidence, as the cold afternoon wore on he wondered if it was justified. Bruce did stop several times to help Tim generate fresh leads, and different search parameters, but it was still slow work. It was days like today that Robin realizes just how big a city Gotham really is and just how many places a terrorist like the Scarecrow could have planted his surprises. It's now 4:35 in the afternoon. He is admittedly getting antsy about the deadline. Batman comes up from the hanger, smelling of engine fluids.

"Any luck?" Batman asks.

"Not yet." Robin replies without looking up. "I just finished feeding the last batch into the computer and... Hello!"

"Got something?" The Dark Knight races to his partner's side.

"I'd say so. We've got a pretty good match. One Rail Gegory, works on a city maintenance crew, former demo man in the army, worked on at least twelve of the sites on your probable targets list in the last week, no previous record, but had a considerable chunk of change deposited in his account this afternoon from an offshore bank." Robin grins at the screen. "The deposit was just cleared a few minutes ago or this guy would have turned up earlier. So what do you think, this our guy?"

"Probably." Batman growls. "Scarecrow wouldn't bother covering his tracks too carefully this close to the end. He doesn't think we're looking for him yet, just the Joker."

"So you want to go shake this guy down, or hit the places he's worked on?" Robin looks over his shoulder at his stone face mentor.

"No choice, considering the time." Batman glares at the screen intently, his eyes devouring the information there. "We'll start... there. It's both one of the first places he worked on this week and a prime target for this kind of action- the subway terminal 3 blocks down from Police headquarters."

"Great, that's halfway across town from here. We going to take that copter you spent the day working on?"

"Too visible. Scarecrow is likely to have a spotter on hand just in case." Batman jumps on his Batcycle and point to a similar deep red cycle siting next to it. "Come on. We don't have much time."

Robin barely has time to dash across the cave and secure his helmet before Batman is racing down the abandoned tunnels. But he isn't heading for the tunnel to the street, he's headed deeper underground.

"Batman" Robin's voice crackles over the helmet radios. "You're not planning to..."

"Just follow my lead, Robin." Batman crackles back. "It's been a while but I've done this before."

With that the Dark Knight guns his Batcycle and leaps it down through an opening into Gotham's active subway system. Opening his throttle as wide as it can go, the Batman races beneath the streets of Gotham to try and stop a mad man. Ahead in the tunnel, Robin sees the lights of an oncoming subway train. Gritting his teeth, Robin follows the fearless Batman as they guide their motorcycles to ride in the narrow space between the train and the tunnel wall. Though he had faced death many times, at this moment with his cape whipping wildly behind him and being just inches from a very painful end on either side of him, Tim Drake wonders why he ever wanted to become Robin in the first place.

The Batman doesn't slow at all. Driving the bike almost solely on instinct, the Dark Knight's mind is constructing the fastest route to their goal. Leaping over rails, dodging trains, almost flying through Gotham's honeycombed subway tunnels, the Dynamic Duo race against the clock to reach what they believe to be the Scarecrow's first target. They arrive with ten minutes to spare. Parking their Batcycles on the far side of the tracks, Batman and Robin take in their surroundings.

A typical Gotham subway terminal, the graphiteed walls looking a sickly green in the florescent light. The orange glow of overhead heaters tries to fight back the cold air drifting down the stairway from the street outside. On the train platform, a crowd of weary Gothamites watch in fear and awe at the sight of their cities two most famous citizens. It had been a long day for everyone, it always was whenever one of the freaks was on a tear. The crowd is smaller than normal for 4:50 on a work day. Half the city had closed early, people feel the need to be with their families when the Joker is active and most employers didn't blame them. A wave of panic starts to overtake the crowd. The Batman's appearance on a day like today could only mean one thing, they are in danger.

"It's okay folks." Robin tries to calm the crowd. "We just need you to try go back outside for a little while. We've got things under control. No need to panic."

Robin wishes he was half as confident as he sounds. Batman seemed oblivious to the crowd. His cape draped completely over his costume, he seemed to glide through the room like an inky black shadow. Batman's eyes sweep the walls and the ceiling, looking for some sign of where Gegory may have planted the Scarecrow's device. The crowd parts as he approached them, panic threatening to set in.

"The boy said don't panic. Just leave- now." Batman utters in a low growl that is somehow loud enough for all to hear.

To frightened to do anything else the crowd makes it's way outside as orderly as they can. Batman returns to his search as Robin reaches into his belt for a radio.

"I'm going to call the cops in." Robin asks as much as informs his partner. Batman only gives a slight nod in response. "Attention Gotham dispatch, This is..."

"Robin, the heaters!" Batman exclaimed as he spotted the bombs. "He's wired his explosives to them."

In a flurry of motion Batman uses his grappler to hoist himself to the ceiling and the nearest heater. A one quick visual inspection tells him all he needs to know.

"Come on. Simple enough devices." Batman explains as he begins to disarm the first device with his free hand and tools he pulls from his glove. "Timed detonator with a radio activated kill switch, just enough explosive to puncture these liter canisters and release the gas. We've got to work quickly though. I can see one of these attached to all 6 heaters in here and we only have... 7 minutes before 5 o'clock."

In the time it takes Batman to explain the situation, he as already disarmed the first device and moved on to the next. Robin uses his own grappler to join the Dark Knight in disarming the bombs. They were finishing up the last one as a few uniform police officers make their way onto the platform to investigate the reported disturbance down here. The officers look on with surprise as the Caped Crimefighters' lower themselves to the floor. The screech and roar of the 5 o'clock train pulling up to the platform temporarily prevents explanations. But another sound catches Batman's ear, barely audible over the noise of the subway, the sound of the bells of Gotham Cathedral tolling the time. Something about tat sound tugs at his mind. But a tugging at his arm grabs his attention.

"Batman, " The Boy Wonder points to just above the disembarking passengers. "We missed one!"

There above the far side of the tracks, hung a solitary heater. Before either hero can move, the heater explodes with a small pop into a growing cloud of red smoke.

"CLOSE THOSE DOORS!" Batman yells to the train as he bounds toward the billowing smoke.

The terrified passengers comply as quickly as they can, but some 15 people had already stepped off the train. Coughing and screaming as the gas envelopes them, they beat against the train cars, desperate to be let back in. The Batman flings himself to the roof of the train, leaping from there to the smoking heater, snatching it down and engulfing it it in his cape. Landing in a heap next to the Batcycles, Batman continues to try and contain the gas with his cape, his hands invisible beneath it. Robin watches, hoping his mentor has acted in time. Over the screaming of the panicked passengers a loud >PFAF< is heard and the smoke leaking from Batman's cape changes from red to a light gray color.

But no one could breath a sigh of relief that Batman had managed to neutralize the gas. 15 people had still been exposed and the change that was coming over them was chilling. Their screams begin hysterical laughter and their eyes glaze over. The pounding on the trains side turns more malicious, and 2 of them turn on each other in murderous glee.

Producing a pair of sleeping gas pellets from his utility belt, Robin flings them into the midst of the crazed victims of the Scarecrow's madness. Two of the women and one of the smaller men slump into unconsciousness and a couple of the others seem dazed by the gas, but for the most part all the Boy Wonder did is focus the mobs attention squarely on him. Robin produces his collapsible Bo staff and whips it to the ready. Twirling it about him as he takes a fighting stance, the small whistle in the staff's end further galvanizes the crowds attention on the young crimefighter. Which is exactly what Robin wants.

Rising like a dark shadow on the roof of the subway car, Batman pauses a second to access the situation. In the next instant, his hands seem to erupt from beneath his ebony cloak releasing four whirling objects that wrap themselves around four separate victims as the gas maddened assailants fall helplessly to the ground. Robin produces two bolos of his own, tying up two more of the attackers. The Gothamites gas addled minds can't quite cope with an assault on two fronts. The six that were still standing stumble about in confusion, easy targets for a few well placed bat-lines and a few more sleeping gas pellets.

The last one standing is an very attractive young woman, at least she was before the gas twisted her features into a murderous grin. Giggling maniacally, she fumbles in her purse and produces a knife from within. She leaps with blade raised not at either crimefighter, but at one of the other helpless victims. A Batarang appears in Batman's hand and in a blur of motion he lets it fly, aiming to disarm the woman. Robin has watched Batman do this more times than he can count, that's why to his shock the whirling Batarang misses, striking harmlessly to the ground. But it was close enough to the woman to cause her to stop. Robin pulled a devise from one of his shoulder pouches and aimed it at the startled female. With a muted pop, the green capsule at the end of the devise explodes into a rapidly expanding net that sweeps the young woman back against the side of the train, pinning her there.

"Nice new gadget, Batman, thanks." Robin smiles in admiration.

"Thank the first Green Arrow, I just modified his design." Batman hops down from atop the subway car. "You officers should be able to handle things from here."

"Yes sir, Batman." One of the officers replies. "We called into headquarters when that gas thing went off. The Commissioner wants to see you right away."


Minutes later, Batman and Robin are in the Commissioner's office looking at an A/V cart. Jim Gordon is loading a tape into the VCR as Batman relates what happened in the subway. Robin is examining the remains of the Scarecrow's gas bomb at the Commissioner's desk. He holds the device up to a web camera attached to the Commissioner's computer so Oracle can see it too. On the computer screen is the stylized computer generated head that was all most of the world every saw of the computerized crimefighter.

"But how were you not affected by the gas when you contained the device in your cape?" Jim asks his old friend.

"Simple, I had ample time today to work up a formula that neutralizes the gas while airborne, and I immunized myself and Robin against it as well." Batman stands like a dark shadow in the room. "For us, there was no danger from the gas itself. Fortunately we also stocked up on restraining devices."

"This was broadcast at exactly 5:00, on every channel." Commissioner Gordon hits the play button on the VCR as the assembled heroes watch the monitor.

The image is of a middle aged man sitting in a high-backed chair, dressed in a smoking jacket. The television light glints slightly off his receding black hairline. When he speaks, his voice has strange nasal quality that hints of madness.

"Good evening." The balding man squints as he smiles. "I've just set off a gas bomb in one of our fair city's subway terminals. The citizens there are by now going quite mad. I intend to set off another of these bombs every 15 minutes in a different part of the city, unless every city official deposit two million dollars into the account number you see on your screen, again every 15 minutes. This will continue until I either run out of bombs, or get at least twenty million dollars. That's right folks twenty million. The choice is of course yours."

"Who's the old man's Christian Slater?" Robin remarks.

"I don't know, son." The Commissioner shakes his head. "But Crane really has the basic Joker M.O. down pat. I don't get the whole 15 minutes part though."

"Simple, the bells at Gotham Cathedral and most other public clock towers ring every 15 minutes." Batman responds drily. "It's a play on Pavlov's dog. Crane probably finds it hysterical."

"Well I don't know how funny this is, but we've got just over 5 minutes till the next bomb goes off." Gordon walks over to look at the captured device too. "I'm open for suggestions people."

"The good news is, these things are on a timer, with a radio signal override." Robin points to a small section of circuitry on the side of the device. "Pretty standard military surplus stuff. We shouldn't have any trouble shutting them down with the right signal before they explode."

"The even better news is that Crane may have been able to hide his phone poll operation from me, but that video signal was all I needed to track him down." Oracle adds. "He's set up shot at the old Gotham Instruments factory, by Pier 4."

"Didn't that used to be..." Gordon starts to say.

"The old Gotham Toy Factory." Batman finishes."Scarecrow used it as a hideout years ago. G.I. bought it soon after, only to abandon it for better facilities upstate. Crane is enjoying picking at old wounds on this case."

"What's the plan, boss?" Robin tries to snap his mentor out of his revelry.

"Robin, you work with Jim and the bomb squad to send the signal that will shut down these bombs. Oracle, can you get "backdoor" access to Crane's computers when he tries to see if the money has been deposited, and then fool him into thinking the deposit has been made?"

"Consider it done." Oracle responds.

"Good. We need to keep Crane in the dark as long as possible so he doesn't try and manually release the gas." Batman turns to leave through the window. "I'll handle Crane."

"I'll send Harvey and some of the boys to clean up behind you." Gordon turns away for a moment to pick up the phone. "I'll send them in unmarked cars if that's okay with... gone already." Gordon looks down at the Caped Crusader's young partner. "You mind clueing him into how rude that is one of these days?"


The sun is starting to set creating waves of color in the steel gray winter sky. Whisking silently into that darkening sky, Batman brings his Bat-Copter in low and fast, using the setting sun behind him to help hide his approach. There was no outward signs of activity as Batman makes his first pass of the former toy factory. He gazes down at the pier, remembering when the Scarecrow narrowly escaped him all those years ago by driving a truck into the harbor. It had been Christmas eve, and the Scarecrow was going to try and deliver deadly toys to Gotham's children. All in the shadow of a deadly game of hangman being played out by... Batman stops himself. He was letting himself get too emotional, too caught up in memories of that year and the "Long Halloween" that had preceded it. It's this headache, he tells himself. It's got me on edge.

With an eerie silence, the blue/black helicopter touches down of the factory roof. Checking the clock, it's 5:37, and no report on the police band of another bomb going off. His team had done their job. That's something I didn't have that night you escaped me here, Crane, Batman comforts himself. Back then it was just me, Jim, and sometimes Selina, and we still kicked your ass. Hopping from the cockpit, Batman scans the cold evening air of his rooftop perch for something. Finding it, he allows himself a small, almost imperceptible smile and goes about his work.


Inside the redesign factory, the Scarecrow couldn't be more pleased. From his desk in what formerly was the foreman's office, the former Psych Professor turned master criminal stares at two separate computer screens. On the one, the latest results that his unwilling assistants had generated for him are being displayed, the other shows his offshore bank account with a fresh two million dollars sitting in it. It was all he could do not to giggle with excitement. Prof. Crane really hadn't expected Gotham two actually give in and pay him, he just wanted the results of his final phase of testing to see what aspect of the Joker Gothamites most feared. (Right now, it was the clownish appearance that was ahead by a considerable margin, if anyone is curious.) With his second deadline looming, he wonders if they really would pay him the twenty million he asked for. Perhaps next time he too should threaten the city before launching his next fear experiment, to see if they'll pay him off too. After all if his fake Joker could get 2 million...

"HA! Those pathetic simpletons must be more afraid of the Joker than I thought!" Scarecrow yells aloud.

But for now, it needs to be back to business, and that business is trying to collect as much data as he could before he left. The Batman would be here soon. This was the point he always seems to foil the Joker's schemes, and Scarecrow had little doubt that his dark winged nemesis would be there any minute. Pulling his trademark burlap mask into place, the Scarecrow straightened the noose around his neck as it were a tie and begins downloading the data he has accumulated to disk. I really must thank my new partners for this equipment they got for me. The computers, the phone scramblers, first rate all the way. Reaching over for a radio/phone, The Scarecrow tries to check in with the sentries he had scattered around the factory.

No response.

"Drat. He's already here." Scarecrow scowls.

Quickly, the Master of Fear switches disks and starts a new program running. Placing his data disk into a hidden pocket, he jumps from his desk and hurries over to the window overlooking the room where his unwilling phone crew are busily polling Gotham for him. They were still there, still under the watchful eye of his armed thugs.

"Good. At least my insurance is still in place." Scarecrow sighs.

"Not that it will save you this time." a voice growled from behind him.

Whirling around, Scarecrow finds the dark shadow of the Bat filling his doorway.

"It's over, Scarecrow. This experiment is finished."

"That may well be, Batman," Scarecrow raised his hands, appearing to surrender. "But there may yet be one last Joker in this deck. You are aware of the 35 innocent lives trapped in that room behind me? And the guns my people have trained on them? It would be a shame if I were to say..." The Scarecrow flicks his wrist and a small electronic devices appears there. "release a dangerous gas into the room with a touch of this button."

"More of your Joker madness gas?" Batman slowly advances into the office.

"Oh nothing so exotic as that, Batman." Scarecrow backs almost involuntarily away from the Dark Knight. "Just my old fashion fear toxins. More than enough to put that entire room into a panicked frenzy. Now we wouldn't want that on our conscience, would we? Now if you'll just step aside gracefully..."

A Batarang thuds into the wall just barely an inch away from the hand the Scarecrow is holding his detonator in. To the Scarecrow, it had not seemed that the Batman had moved a muscle. For a moment, the villain is too startled to do anything but stare.

"That was your last warning." Batman growls, fighting back frustration at having missed twice today.

The Scarecrow presses the button and throws himself at through the window as the room begins to fill with gas. Instantly, Batman snaps a gas mask into place, completely covering his exposed mouth and chin, and presses a small button inside the buckle of his utility belt. A second gas begins to flow through the air vents. And just before the Scarecrow's fear toxin can fully take hold of it's victims, the second gas overcomes them, sending them tumbling unconscious to the floor. Protected by the filters in his own mask, the Scarecrow stares about the scene in disbelief.

"I knew you'd try something like this, so I took the precaution of loading the Batcopter with a few tanks of fast acting knockout gas, ready to pump into the air system." The Dark Knight's voice crackles through his mask. "You're getting too predicable for your own good, Scarecrow."

The Scarecrow lunges through the smoke filled room to where he knew one of his goons had fallen, scooping up the guard's weapon and firing a barrage of bullets where the Batman was standing. Batman, of course, is no longer there. Fighting to keep his hands from shaking, Scarecrow makes his way through the haze back to his office, training his gun on any sound he hears. Batman watches from the shadows, waiting and watching for the best moment to strike and admittedly enjoying his prey's anxiety. The Scarecrow watchfully climbs back through the broken office window. Batman slowly advances, pressing himself beside the busted window. He wonders what is so important that Crane is willing to delay his escape to double back for.

A flash of light streaking towards him sends Batman ducking out of harm's way. Spinning on his heels Batman see the cackling Scarecrow wielding a high-tech scythe with a glowing energy blade. The Scarecrow swings the blade wildly, easily slicing through the wood and sheet rock wall to widen his exit.

"My new partners did more than just set me up with computer equipment, Batman." Scarecrow boasts loudly. "They included several new toys in the bargain!"

This time when the Scarecrow swings the scythe, the blade detaches and flies at Batman, who nimbly dodges the whirling energy construct. But before Batman can catch his breath a barrage of the glowing blades are heading straight for him. In a flurry of acrobatics the Caped Crusader barely avoids the Scarecrow's attack, though his cape becomes very much worse for wear for the experience. Rolling back to his feet in anticipation of another whirling blade, Batman finds the Scarecrow has made a run for it while he was dodging. The Dark Knight pauses only to make sure his cape was the only casualty and soundlessly disappears into the haze after his quarry.

Clutching his scythe and running as fast as he can, the Scarecrow heads for the loading docks and a waiting truck. He is struck with the sense of deja vu, of fleeing the Batman in the darkness in this very building so many years ago. In hindsight, he probably should have picked another hideout, but he honestly didn't think Batman would look for him in the same place twice. Anyway, he was better prepared this time, he had set up traps and fake holographic mazes and all manner of things to try and delay his black-clad foe. He escaped the Bat once here, with nothing but a gas filled dolly and a knife to work with. The doorway is in sight. He increases his speed and slams it open as hard as he can, the cold dusk air driving the warmth from his fail body. He looked out into the fading light for his getaway truck. A cold shiver runs through him that is more than just the winter air seeping into his burlap costume.

There standing in the cold gray light, was the Batman, his tattered cape whipping around him in the icy wind.

With a snarl of anger and frustration, the Scarecrow charges the Masked Manhunter, the scythes glowing blade raised high above his head. Batman deftly catches the weapon by its handle, and drives his other fist hard into the spindly villain's chest. Professor Crane hears something snap as the Batman's fist impacted his chest, and it wasn't his ribs. Doggedly still holding on to the scythe, the Scarecrow fumbles for his hidden pocket to try and check his precious data disk. Thinking he's going for yet another weapon, Batman delivers a devastating kick to the Scarecrow's upper body, sending the villain sprawling back against the doors behind him. Tossing the Scarecrow's weapon aside, the Dark Knight closes on his stunned opponent. The Scarecrow tries to drag himself to his feet, only to be effortlessly hefted against the wall by the Batman. Snatching the straw ladened mask from his rag doll of a foe, Batman stares deeply into the panicked eyes of Jonathan Crane.

Batman is almost trembling with rage. He had been played with, his own wounds reopened, people had been murdered and maimed, all to satisfy the curiosity of this sick little twig of a man. Batman's head is pounding, the blood thundering in his ears. A part of him wants to take this day's frustrations out on the evil man he has pinned to the wall in front of him.

And Crane can see it. Deep within some disconnected corner of his mind, the part of Scarecrow's mind that purely a psychologist noted everything it could think of that he did today to drive his old foe to this point. And he wonders if the Bat does savagely beat him in this helpless state, did that constitute a victory? Another part of his mind still directed his battered hand to try and check on the disk that contained the whole point of this day's machinations.

Batman swats Scarecrow's fumbling hand away, and reaches into the Scarecrow's shirt to see what is so important that Crane is willing to risk further provoking him. Grabbing the disk, the true focal point of this horrific day, for a long moment Batman almost releases his anger on the flinching Scarecrow. But then that cold, hard place deep inside the Batman takes control again. Meeting the terrified Master of Fear's eyes one last time, he draws back his hand as if to strike and just as he brings it forward, the Scarecrow faints dead away, from fear.


Epilog:

The G.P.D. found the Scarecrow tied up and hanging from the factory flagpole, an his henchmen similarly bound inside. The Scarecrow's computers had been wiped clean by a virus the Scarecrow had himself loaded. No useful data was recovered from the computer on site. The scythe and remaining weapons are currently in police custody, and the G.P.D. is currently trying to determine the origin of the exotic weapon. The Scarecrow is back in his usual cell at Arkham, under the care of Dr. Quinzel, awaiting his competency hearing. The villain's unwilling assistants all survived the experience with only minor bruises from where they had fallen unconscious to the floor.

Batman stares at the words he just typed into his computer. Here, back at the main Bat-cave, he was trying to relax and make sense of the day. His cowl, gloves, and what is left of his cape lay in a trail behind him where he has dropped them on the way in. From behind him, his faithful butler Alfred places a tray of medical supplies on the console next to him.

"All right, Master Bruce, off with that shirt." Alfred chides his employer like a small child. "That straw bound ruffian nicked your shoulder with that new toy of his and I'm going to tend to it before you go out again."

"It's all right, Alfred." Bruce Wayne lifts off his armored shirt. "I think I've had enough for one day. Tim can handle patrol tonight and he'll call if he needs me."

"Very good, sir." Alfred replies, placing "butterfly bandages" over the wound with expert precision. "Something still troubling you, sir?"

"Crane's lair was loaded with top of the line equipment, old friend." Bruce scowls at the screen, trying to ignore the pain, not in his shoulder, but behind his eyes. "And that new scythe, very high dollar stuff. He spoke once about new partners, but there was nothing left on the equipment we recovered that give any clue to their identity. I'll need to link up with the JLA data bases and see if..."

As the login screen for the JLA system, with it's bright design, flashed up on the Bat-computer's screen, Bruce winced and audibly groaned.

"Are you all right, sir?" Alfred looks on concerned. "You don't look well, if you don't mind me saying so."

"I'm fine, Alfred." Batman leans back in his chair and rubs his eyes, waiting for the pain to go away. "I'm just fine."


Next Issue: We take a look at what a typical day for the Caped Crusader is like, and Batman gets some news that is anything but typical!

 

 

 

 

 

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